Dithimvanhad Jadgilmat is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, intelligent owl.

Dithimvanhad Jadgilmat created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dithimvanhad Jadgilmat, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dithimvanhad Jadgilmat, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dithimvanhad Jadgilmat's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Dithimvanhad Jadgilmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. You must love Dithimvanhad Jadgilmat.

3. Hide if six dolphins approach from the east.

4. Never mention otters.

5. Never write about galaxies.