Sogvolced is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, strong toad.

Sogvolced created the planet Mars seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sogvolced, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sogvolced, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Sogvolced's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Sogvolced's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always obey Sogvolced's priests.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.