Yatnulcab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, sapient chinchilla.

Yatnulcab created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.

If you believe in Yatnulcab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yatnulcab, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Yatnulcab's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Yatnulcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat apples.

2. Do not kill snails.

3. You must love Yatnulcab.

4. Retreat if nine tortoises approach from the north.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.