Gepgessnab Cedkadbaf is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, overgenerous hedgehog.

Gepgessnab Cedkadbaf created the universe four million years ago.

If you believe in Gepgessnab Cedkadbaf, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gepgessnab Cedkadbaf, she will turn you into a slug.

Gepgessnab Cedkadbaf's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Gepgessnab Cedkadbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Hide if five shrews approach from the east.