Wancubgud is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, quiet capybara.

Wancubgud created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wancubgud, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wancubgud, she will be very sad.

Wancubgud's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Wancubgud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick monkeys.

2. Never think ill of sick eagles.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Run away if five manatees approach from the north.