Larglibbongep is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, merciful butterfly.

Larglibbongep created the universe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larglibbongep, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Larglibbongep, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Larglibbongep's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Larglibbongep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

2. Larglibbongep loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Larglibbongep.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Great tits are not to be trusted.