Vagtapbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, selfish bee.

Vagtapbeg created Europe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagtapbeg, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vagtapbeg, she will turn you into a plant.

Vagtapbeg's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Vagtapbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always obey Vagtapbeg's priests.

3. Do not speak about garlic.

4. Do not hurt mites.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.