Mipzodcan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, awesome naga.

Mipzodcan created the solar system two years ago.

If you believe in Mipzodcan, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mipzodcan, she will turn you into a hamster.

Mipzodcan's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Mipzodcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always help badgers in need.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Mipzodcan must be the most important thing in your life.