Fombugcab is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, selfish salamander.

Fombugcab created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fombugcab, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fombugcab, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fombugcab's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Fombugcab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fombugcab.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Erect three iron sculptures of Fombugcab on top of important buildings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.