Hathanbiss is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, all-powerful porpoise.

Hathanbiss created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hathanbiss, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hathanbiss, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hathanbiss' most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Hathanbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head orange.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always help hamsters in need.

5. Run away if seven nematodes approach from the west.