Bepfudflag is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, strong chinchilla.

Bepfudflag created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepfudflag, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bepfudflag, it will be very unhappy.

Bepfudflag's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Bepfudflag's Holy Commandments

1. Bepfudflag loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not speak about cucumbers.

4. Feed all hungry frogs.

5. Never paint your back turquoise.