Boddummig is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, kind beaver.

Boddummig created matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Boddummig, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Boddummig, it will send minions to preach to you.

Boddummig's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Boddummig's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Boddummig.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Do not eat peanuts.

5. Always take life seriously.