Figbanben is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, proud crane.

Figbanben created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Figbanben, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Figbanben, he will turn you into a mole.

Figbanben's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Figbanben's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Figbanben loves swans, so they must be respected.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always help sick snakes.