Pibwatken is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, idiotic meerkat.

Pibwatken created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibwatken, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pibwatken, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Pibwatken's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Pibwatken's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not kill ducks.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.