Bugcutfat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, happy fox.

Bugcutfat created the planet Saturn five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugcutfat, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bugcutfat, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Bugcutfat's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Bugcutfat's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bugcutfat.

2. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Run away if four whales approach from the east.

5. Bugcutfat loves gulls, so they must be honoured.