Sogarpdan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unsympathetic hippopotamus.

Sogarpdan created a charm quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sogarpdan, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sogarpdan, it will turn you into a rat.

Sogarpdan's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Sogarpdan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured frogs.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. You must pray to Sogarpdan five times a day.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Do not make images of living things.