Sistonkhinteen Cunmandosscubjatdub is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, uncaring slug.

Sistonkhinteen Cunmandosscubjatdub created life nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sistonkhinteen Cunmandosscubjatdub, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sistonkhinteen Cunmandosscubjatdub, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Sistonkhinteen Cunmandosscubjatdub's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Sistonkhinteen Cunmandosscubjatdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never paint your hands orange.

4. Always help pigs.

5. Respect your elders.