Bablangad is a god.

She takes the form of a small, calm camel.

Bablangad created everything that exists five million years ago.

If you believe in Bablangad, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bablangad, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bablangad's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Bablangad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

3. Do not eat grapes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.