Butaftikraw is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, emotional armadillo.

Butaftikraw created matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Butaftikraw, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Butaftikraw, she will refuse to believe in you.

Butaftikraw's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Butaftikraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never mention seals.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Hide from yellow squirrels for they are unholy.