Dadvenvab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, loving duck.

Dadvenvab created snails seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadvenvab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dadvenvab, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Dadvenvab's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Dadvenvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.