Kembellapp Quatrapcep is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, contented pig.

Kembellapp Quatrapcep created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kembellapp Quatrapcep, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kembellapp Quatrapcep, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kembellapp Quatrapcep's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Kembellapp Quatrapcep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt eagles.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Never talk about horses.

5. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.