Fudsasjoping is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, ruthless naga.

Fudsasjoping created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudsasjoping, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fudsasjoping, it will turn you into a mole.

Fudsasjoping's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Fudsasjoping's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Fudsasjoping loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

5. Never sit in the presence of sharks.