Dandapnill is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, happy monkey.

Dandapnill created an electron five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dandapnill, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dandapnill, it will send minions to preach to you.

Dandapnill's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Dandapnill's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three silver sculptures of Dandapnill on top of important buildings.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.