Zodwiplig is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, calm parrot.

Zodwiplig created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodwiplig, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zodwiplig, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Zodwiplig's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Zodwiplig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five gold sculptures of Zodwiplig on top of important buildings.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Always treat rats with great respect.