Kambusganmab Mumfitdot is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, humorless yak.

Kambusganmab Mumfitdot created the Small Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kambusganmab Mumfitdot, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kambusganmab Mumfitdot, she will turn you into a duck.

Kambusganmab Mumfitdot's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Kambusganmab Mumfitdot's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always obey Kambusganmab Mumfitdot's priests.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Always help goats.