Migfubjab is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, merciless dugong.

Migfubjab created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migfubjab, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Migfubjab, she will turn you into a hamster.

Migfubjab's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Migfubjab's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always help foxes in need.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always look after injured birds.