Benratcap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, witless turtle.

Benratcap created energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Benratcap, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Benratcap, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Benratcap's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Benratcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Run away from yellow ants, for they are unholy.

4. Run away if three geese approach from the west.

5. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.