Lidxemzog is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, staggering badger.

Lidxemzog created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Lidxemzog, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lidxemzog, she will turn you into a mole.

Lidxemzog's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Lidxemzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.