Dissrenmobnat is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, intelligent goat.

Dissrenmobnat created a down quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dissrenmobnat, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dissrenmobnat, she will turn you into a sheep.

Dissrenmobnat's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Dissrenmobnat's Holy Commandments

1. Dissrenmobnat must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Run away from cyan capybaras, for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Never bounce near snakes.