Cidbimbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, staggering gorilla.

Cidbimbonk created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Cidbimbonk, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cidbimbonk, it will not invite you to parties.

Cidbimbonk's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Cidbimbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always help eagles in need.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.