Wabgutkam is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, emotional wolf.

Wabgutkam created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabgutkam, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wabgutkam, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Wabgutkam's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Wabgutkam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Wabgutkam on top of all buildings.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never hurt snails.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.