Dusskiptip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, cheerful warg.

Dusskiptip created the Sun two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dusskiptip, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dusskiptip, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Dusskiptip's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Dusskiptip's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dusskiptip's priests.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Worship no other gods but Dusskiptip.

5. Always take life seriously.