Sandgebtarp is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish hyena.

Sandgebtarp created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandgebtarp, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sandgebtarp, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Sandgebtarp's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Sandgebtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Sandgebtarp loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink alcohol.