Gilwabcid is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awe-inspiring cobra.

Gilwabcid created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilwabcid, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gilwabcid, it will turn you into a plant.

Gilwabcid's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Gilwabcid's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six gulls approach from the north.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never laugh near aardvarks.

4. Always treat rats with great respect.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.