Hanbid is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, dishonourable dog.

Hanbid created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Hanbid, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hanbid, he will turn you into a sheep.

Hanbid's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Hanbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Hanbid's name in vain.

2. Do not hurt tapirs.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.