Loopgep is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, compassionate manatee.

Loopgep created the Small Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Loopgep, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Loopgep, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Loopgep's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Loopgep's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always wear turquoise.

3. Always help snails in need.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Always obey Loopgep's priests.