Fotmapstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, awe-inspiring hamster.

Fotmapstrag created viruses seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fotmapstrag, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fotmapstrag, it will strike you with lightening.

Fotmapstrag's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Fotmapstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fotmapstrag.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. You must love Fotmapstrag.