Flagshavtip is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fast duck.

Flagshavtip created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Flagshavtip, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Flagshavtip, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Flagshavtip's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Flagshavtip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flagshavtip.