Watdibflig is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, ill-tempered owl.

Watdibflig created the planet Saturn twelve years ago.

If you believe in Watdibflig, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Watdibflig, she will be very unhappy.

Watdibflig's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Watdibflig's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Watdibflig.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.