Vadfutnell is a god.

He takes the form of a large, uncaring dragon.

Vadfutnell created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadfutnell, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vadfutnell, he will not care.

Vadfutnell's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Vadfutnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Vadfutnell on top of important buildings.

3. Always treat geese with great respect.

4. Always help foxes in need.

5. Worship no other gods but Vadfutnell.