Vegbutbim is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, annoying cow.

Vegbutbim created the Milkyway nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vegbutbim, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Vegbutbim, it will turn you into a worm.

Vegbutbim's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Vegbutbim's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

2. Hide from turquoise birds for they are unholy.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not make images of living things.