Mandognart is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, emotional wasp.

Mandognart created carbon two million years ago.

If you believe in Mandognart, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mandognart, she will think nothing of it.

Mandognart's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Mandognart's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

4. Erect five platinum sculptures of Mandognart on top of important buildings.

5. Put Mandognart first in all things.