Fadbonkbass Dossmigcet is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ruthless fox.

Fadbonkbass Dossmigcet created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadbonkbass Dossmigcet, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fadbonkbass Dossmigcet, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fadbonkbass Dossmigcet's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Fadbonkbass Dossmigcet's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry squirrels.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Run away if four moths approach from the west.

5. Do not covet oxen.