Getwatdad Tafrothom Rigdodkik is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, irritating cat.

Getwatdad Tafrothom Rigdodkik created dark matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getwatdad Tafrothom Rigdodkik, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Getwatdad Tafrothom Rigdodkik, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Getwatdad Tafrothom Rigdodkik's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Getwatdad Tafrothom Rigdodkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed coconuts to whales while wearing black boots.

2. Getwatdad Tafrothom Rigdodkik must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

5. Do not jump in public.