Davtarptin is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, awe-inspiring goat.

Davtarptin created the planet Saturn six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davtarptin, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Davtarptin, it will turn you into a rat.

Davtarptin's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Davtarptin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Worship no other gods but Davtarptin.

4. Do not kill eagles.

5. Never talk about planets.