Babrenflis is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, overgenerous goat.

Babrenflis created life three billion years ago.

If you believe in Babrenflis, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Babrenflis, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Babrenflis' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Babrenflis' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Babrenflis on top of all buildings.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.