Tandidsat is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, awe-inspiring human.

Tandidsat created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tandidsat, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tandidsat, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Tandidsat's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Tandidsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

3. Moths are not to be trusted.

4. Do not speak about melons.

5. Never paint your chest blue.