Davlipgam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, impressive narwhal.

Davlipgam created a top quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davlipgam, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Davlipgam, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Davlipgam's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Davlipgam's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always look after injured frogs.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not eat peanuts.