Fligflisspaggepkombaffossin is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, selfish manatee.

Fligflisspaggepkombaffossin created the universe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligflisspaggepkombaffossin, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fligflisspaggepkombaffossin, she will turn you into a rock.

Fligflisspaggepkombaffossin's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Fligflisspaggepkombaffossin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think ill of sick gulls.