Parkrullhom Targbassxuclop is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, boastful gerbil.

Parkrullhom Targbassxuclop created light nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkrullhom Targbassxuclop, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Parkrullhom Targbassxuclop, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Parkrullhom Targbassxuclop's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Parkrullhom Targbassxuclop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Parkrullhom Targbassxuclop.

3. Never wear blue trousers.

4. Put Parkrullhom Targbassxuclop first in all things.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.